Conversation taking place the night before a 5 hour car ride from Agra to Kanpur:
Annette: We should pick up some snacks or something for the car ride tomorrow.
Me: And exactly where do you think we are going to get snacks?
Katie: What about some sort of convenient store?
Annette: uh...there is nothing convenient about India
*disclaimer* I love it here and this is a one in a million experience but in all honesty, the above conversation could not be any more true.